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Monica demonstrates to Chandler how to go through the seven...

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 17:45:23 -0400

Monica demonstrates to Chandler how to go through the seven erogenous zones of the female body during sex by numbering them.

Monica: [closing her eyes] … four, two, two, four-seven, five-seven, six-seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, SEVEN!!

Joey challenges Monica that he can eat a whole turkey by...

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 03:39:44 -0400

Joey challenges Monica that he can eat a whole turkey by himself.

Monica: You’re telling me that you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot… or run very fast… but damn it we can eat!

In Barbados Ross catches Phoebe, Monica and Chandler pressed...

Tue, 19 Jul 2011 08:39:00 -0400

In Barbados Ross catches Phoebe, Monica and Chandler pressed against the wall eavesdropping on him and Charlie. Luckily the three eavesdroppers saves the situation quite smoothly.

Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Phoebe: … Oh, we’re just sad to go so we’re saying goodbye to the hotel. [Speaking to the wall] I love you Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa!
Monica: Yeah, we had a great time thank you! [Hugs the wall]
Chandler: [Being awkward] … Bye.

Phoebe ends a catfight between Rachel and Monica. Phoebe: Here...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 04:58:21 -0400

Phoebe ends a catfight between Rachel and Monica.

Phoebe: Here we go! Hah, you know what? If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches!

Chandler and the crazy plate lady! Chandler makes Monica use...

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 04:47:00 -0400

Chandler and the crazy plate lady!

Chandler makes Monica use their fancy wedding plates for Thanksgiving and Monica goes crazy when he’s setting the table.

Monica: Careful… CAREFUL!!
Chandler: I’ll tell you what, for the rest of our lives I’ll be careful… until told otherwise.

Ross and Chandler are going out with their old party friend...

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 17:16:00 -0400

Ross and Chandler are going out with their old party friend “Gandalf’ the ‘party wizard’.

Joey: Why do you call him Gandalf?
Ross: Gandalf the wizard?
[Joey doesn’t understand]
Ross: Hello? Didn’t you read Lord of the rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.

Funny scene of Rachel rushing from the airport to tell the...

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 17:26:07 -0400

Funny scene of Rachel rushing from the airport to tell the others that Ross is back from China with his new girlfriend Julie.

Joey: Shaving?Chandler: No, rabies. The One With The Boob Job,...

Sat, 09 Jul 2011 04:00:00 -0400

Joey: Shaving?
Chandler: No, rabies.

The One With The Boob Job, Season 9 Episode 16 (uncut version)

Ross sits down with Chandler to have a talk with him before he...

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 04:32:00 -0400

Ross sits down with Chandler to have a talk with him before he marries Monica.

Ross: As Monica’s older brother I have to tell you this… if you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind… I will hunt you down and kick your ass!
[Chandler laughs out loud]
Ross: What? I’m serious!
[Chandler laughs out loud again]
Ross: Hey, dude! Stop it! I’m not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, I hear what you’re saying okay? And thanks for the warning.
Ross: No problem.
Chandler: So we’re friends again?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay… You wont’ believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!

Winona Ryder guest stars as Melissa Warburton in The One With...

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 04:10:14 -0400

Winona Ryder guest stars as Melissa Warburton in The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss. Phoebe doesn’t believe Rachel and Melissa once made out so the three of them goes out to dinner to talk about it but Melissa denies it.

Rachel: Okey fine, you don’t have to admit it because I know that it happened.
Melissa: Okay…
Rachel: No, you have to admit it! We kissed, say it!
Phoebe: Rachel it’s okay you don’t have to do this alright? I believe you. If you say that you kissed Melissa then you kissed Melissa.
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
Melissa: But she didn’t.
Phoebe: I know.

Joey gets a splendid idea. (This is from the uncut version of...

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:21:00 -0400

Joey gets a splendid idea. (This is from the uncut version of The One With the Dirty Girl.)

Joey: Hey, we should have a contest, to see who could bring home the most beautiful woman!
Chandler: That’s a good idea Joe, we could call it life.

Chandler’s mom and transvestite father attend his and...

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 14:27:08 -0400

Chandler’s mom and transvestite father attend his and Monica’s wedding. They aren’t too fond of each other.

Charles Bing: Aren’t you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Nora Tyler Bing: Don’t you have a little too much penis to be wearing a dress like that?

Chandler wants to get rid of Joey’s home-made...

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 04:05:48 -0400

Chandler wants to get rid of Joey’s home-made entertainment center so Joey puts up an ad in the newspaper, but he won’t let it go easily.

Chandler: Uhm, Gepetto? Five thousand dollars? Are you insane?
Joey: Hey, the ad alone cost three hundred bucks!
Chandler: Wha… alright look, I’m changing it to fifty dollars or “your best offer”.
Joey: What kind of profit is that? And you call yourself an accountant!
Chandler: No…?

Ross and Rachel is on again, but only if Ross agree with...

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 03:47:00 -0400

Ross and Rachel is on again, but only if Ross agree with Rachel’s multi- page letter. Ross lies about having read the letter and it all results in one of many fights between them.

Ross: I didn’t finish the whole letter!
Rachel: What?
Ross: I fell asleep!
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
Ross: It was five-thirty in the morning and you had rambled on for 18 pages… FRONT AND BACK!

Monica bought way too expensive boots. Monica: Now,...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:13:00 -0400

Monica bought way too expensive boots.

Monica: Now, they’re a little more than I usually spend on boots… or rent…
Chandler [looking down at the receipt]: Did you say you bought boots or boats?
Monica: I know…
Chandler: I’m gonna miss being able to afford food.

Mike’s air piano!

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 07:09:29 -0400

Mike’s air piano!

Monica tells Chandler she will not come with him to Tulsa...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 07:04:02 -0400

Monica tells Chandler she will not come with him to Tulsa because she got a job at Javu’s as head chef.

Chandler: … I’m proud of you.
Monica: You are?
Chandler: Yeah, and when I get to Tulsa and people say “Where’s the Mrs?” I’ll tell them she’s a chef at Javu…
Monica: Aw…
Chandler: …and then when they stare at me blankly, I’ll make some offensive Tulsa joke and thus begin my isolation!

Joey is trying to talk to Rachel while she is trying to breast...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 06:32:02 -0400

Joey is trying to talk to Rachel while she is trying to breast feed Emma.

Rachel: She looks scared, doesn’t she look scared?
Joey: Y-you know I don’t really know her…
Nurse: Why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow?
Joey [talking to God]: Are you kidding me?
Rachel: This is so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?
Joey: I don’t know, maybe she’s crazy!?

Embarrassing moment for Rachel when she jumps to conclusions...

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 04:08:00 -0400

Embarrassing moment for Rachel when she jumps to conclusions while speaking with her new boy toy assistant Tag Jones.

Tag: Let me ask you something, do you believe there’s one perfect person for everyone?
Rachel: I-I’m starting to…
Tag: If that person’s already in your life you should do something about it, right?
Rachel: Yes, hell yes!
Tag: All right then, it’s settled!
Rachel: Okey!
Tag: I’m getting back together with my ex-girlfriend!
Rachel: I would love to!
Tag: What..?
[Awkward silence, Rachel turns around and picks up the phone without it ringing]
Rachel: Hello?

In The One Where No One’s Ready Chandler hides...

Tue, 05 Jul 2011 17:42:16 -0400

In The One Where No One’s Ready Chandler hides Joey’s underwear, due to that Joey gets back at him by putting on Chandler’s whole closet.

Chandler: Oh my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody’s underwear!
Joey: Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing anymore clothes?