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Monica demonstrates to Chandler how to go through the seven erogenous zones of the female body during sex by numbering them.

Monica: [closing her eyes] … four, two, two, four-seven, five-seven, six-seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven, SEVEN!!

Joey challenges Monica that he can eat a whole turkey by himself.

Monica: You’re telling me that you can eat almost an entire turkey in one sitting?
Joey: That’s right! ‘Cause I’m a Tribbiani and this is what we do. We may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we don’t read a lot… or run very fast… but damn it we can eat!

In Barbados Ross catches Phoebe, Monica and Chandler pressed against the wall eavesdropping on him and Charlie. Luckily the three eavesdroppers saves the situation quite smoothly.

Ross: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Phoebe: … Oh, we’re just sad to go so we’re saying goodbye to the hotel. [Speaking to the wall] I love you Paradise Hotel Golf Resort and Spa!
Monica: Yeah, we had a great time thank you! [Hugs the wall]
Chandler: [Being awkward] … Bye.

Phoebe ends a catfight between Rachel and Monica.

Phoebe: Here we go! Hah, you know what? If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches!

Chandler and the crazy plate lady!

Chandler makes Monica use their fancy wedding plates for Thanksgiving and Monica goes crazy when he’s setting the table.

Monica: Careful… CAREFUL!!
Chandler: I’ll tell you what, for the rest of our lives I’ll be careful… until told otherwise.

Ross and Chandler are going out with their old party friend “Gandalf’ the ‘party wizard’.

Joey: Why do you call him Gandalf?
Ross: Gandalf the wizard?
[Joey doesn’t understand]
Ross: Hello? Didn’t you read Lord of the rings in high school?
Joey: No, I had sex in high school.

Joey: Shaving?
Chandler: No, rabies.

The One With The Boob Job, Season 9 Episode 16 (uncut version)

Ross sits down with Chandler to have a talk with him before he marries Monica.

Ross: As Monica’s older brother I have to tell you this… if you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind… I will hunt you down and kick your ass!
[Chandler laughs out loud]
Ross: What? I’m serious!
[Chandler laughs out loud again]
Ross: Hey, dude! Stop it! I’m not kidding here!
Chandler: Hey, I hear what you’re saying okay? And thanks for the warning.
Ross: No problem.
Chandler: So we’re friends again?
Ross: Yeah.
Chandler: Okay… You wont’ believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!

Winona Ryder guest stars as Melissa Warburton in The One With Rachel’s Big Kiss. Phoebe doesn’t believe Rachel and Melissa once made out so the three of them goes out to dinner to talk about it but Melissa denies it.

Rachel: Okey fine, you don’t have to admit it because I know that it happened.
Melissa: Okay…
Rachel: No, you have to admit it! We kissed, say it!
Phoebe: Rachel it’s okay you don’t have to do this alright? I believe you. If you say that you kissed Melissa then you kissed Melissa.
Rachel: Thank you Phoebe.
Melissa: But she didn’t.
Phoebe: I know.